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The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia

“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.468 billion Miraclians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 20,560 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 579,677 Monits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,564,379 per year while the poor average 41,144, a ratio of 86.6 to 1.

Saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 197,333rd in the world and 186th in Texas for Nudest, with 39.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 45thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 66thHighest Economic Output: 68thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 87thLargest Insurance Industry: 93rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 100thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 104thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 121stLargest Agricultural Sector: 127thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 135thLargest Mining Sector: 138thFattest Citizens: 148thHighest Average Incomes: 160thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 166thMost Avoided: 170thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 212thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 239thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 256thMost Armed: 390thLargest Gambling Industry: 400thMost Devout: 432ndMost Corrupt Governments: 548thLargest Retail Industry: 583rdLargest Populations: 863rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,438thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,784thMost Efficient Economies: 1,992ndTop
Largest Black Market: 2,319thRudest Citizens: 3,787thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,799thLowest Crime Rates: 4,409thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,940thLargest Governments: 10,479thTop
Most Conservative: 11,140thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,746thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,846th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the region

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