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The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia

“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.056 billion Miraclians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 22,003 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 578,190 Monits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,822,227 per year while the poor average 33,751, a ratio of 113 to 1.

Preservative-laden Miraclian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, Miraclians believe manners maketh the leader, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 255,101st in the world and 180th in Texas for Most Cultured, scoring -130 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60thHighest Disposable Incomes: 65thHighest Economic Output: 71stLargest Insurance Industry: 85thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 94thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 119thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 146thLargest Mining Sector: 152ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 155thFattest Citizens: 157thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 177thHighest Average Incomes: 184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 234thMost Avoided: 241stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 245thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 321stLargest Gambling Industry: 396thMost Armed: 408thMost Devout: 485thMost Corrupt Governments: 601stLargest Retail Industry: 736thLargest Populations: 838thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,483rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,729thMost Efficient Economies: 2,218thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,382ndLargest Black Market: 3,503rdRudest Citizens: 3,902ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,895thLowest Crime Rates: 5,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,773rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,902ndLargest Governments: 11,368thMost Conservative: 11,940thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,413thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,708th
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the region

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