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The Constitutional Monarchy of Maztetrua

“The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere”

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Maztetrua is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.595 billion Maztetruans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Maztetruan economy, worth a remarkable 2,855 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,245 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The new one Peso coin also makes a handy throwing-star, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, and thrift shops are closing their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maztetrua's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Maztetrua is ranked 150,003^rd in the world and 5,675^th in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 19.06 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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