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The Gold Lame'd of MarilynMonroenia

“I just want to be wonderful”

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The Gold Lame'd of MarilynMonroenia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marilyn with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.318 billion Blondes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SomeLikeItHot. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient MarilynMonroenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,394 trillion ChanelNo5s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,516 ChanelNo5s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, international tensions are high as MarilynMonroenia threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MarilynMonroenia's national animal is the Seven Year Itcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blondeism.

MarilynMonroenia is ranked 259,217^th in the world and 60^th in Nudist Dreamland for Safest, scoring 16.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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