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The Red Sultanate of Majeerteen

“🕌 Ilaah iyo Dalka 🏝”

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The Red Sultanate of Majeerteen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Suldaan Maxamuud VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 15.584 billion Majeerteenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alula. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Majeerteenian economy, worth 259 trillion 🔔 shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 16,666 🔔 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Majeerteen's national animal is the 🐆 leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Majeerteen is ranked 71,727^th in the world and 56^th in Africa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.82 law-abiding acts per hour.

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