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The County of Mahoning is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 9.131 billion Mahoningians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10.7%.

The Mahoningian economy, worth 571 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,560 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, genetic researchers have been expelled, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Mahoning's national animal is the badger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mahoning is ranked 119,845^th in the world and 15^th in County for Highest Average Incomes, with 62,560.76 Standard Monetary Units.