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The Hyperborean Autonomous Zone of LVK212 |
“Not just symbolically but also ritually, through blood”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Panam |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Hyperborean Autonomous Zone of LVK212 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Great Supreme General Sturnberg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.321 billion Hyperboreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terra. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Hyperborean economy, worth a remarkable 6,684 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 436,324 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LVK212's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is BonbiBonkerism.
LVK212 is ranked 344,873rd in the world and 398th in Panam for Nicest Citizens, with 0.1 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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LVK212, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
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LVK212's influence in Panam rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in
LVK212, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
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LVK212 lodged a message on the Panam Regional Message Board.
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LVK212 lodged a message on the Panam Regional Message Board.
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LVK212 lodged a message on the Panam Regional Message Board.
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LVK212 lodged a message on the Panam Regional Message Board.
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LVK212 lodged a message on the Panam Regional Message Board.
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LVK212 lodged a message on the Panam Regional Message Board.
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LVK212's influence in Panam rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".