Spotlight on:
The Vaporwave Total Empire of LVK212 |
“Neon lights look cool we should build a country”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Vaporwave Total Empire of LVK212 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, triple-decker prams, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.195 billion Proud Peoples are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient LVK212ian economy, worth a remarkable 6,181 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,435 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Yen battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LVK212's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Over Man.
LVK212 is ranked 237,042nd in the world and 8,886th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,900.93 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : LVK212 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, Most Patriotic, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : LVK212 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : LVK212 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : LVK212 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- : LVK212 lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
- : LVK212 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : LVK212 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : LVK212 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : LVK212's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : LVK212 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.