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The Free Land of Loviatar

“Warmth in the North”

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The Free Land of Loviatar is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.114 billion Loviatarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abbenay. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Loviatarian economy, worth 390 trillion Icicles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,853 Icicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, there's some really clean windows in Loviatarian houses, the Loviatarian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is totally unknown. Loviatar's national animal is the frost giant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loviatar is ranked 239,429^th in the world and 45^th in The Internationale for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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