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The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse

“Whoever will be free must make themself free”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.789 billion Little Woodhouseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Little Woodhousean economy, worth a remarkable 6,960 trillion Proletarian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,197 Proletarian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Little Woodhousean politicians, and politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Woodhouse's national animal is the running dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Little Woodhouse is ranked 246,319th in the world and 263rd in The Internationale for Most Armed, with 0.06 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Governments: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 50thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 55thMost Pacifist: 70thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72ndSafest: 126thLargest Welfare Programs: 165thMost Rebellious Youth: 177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 210thBest Weather: 226thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 229thSmartest Citizens: 340thMost Compassionate Citizens: 379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389thNicest Citizens: 436thLargest Populations: 601stMost Cultured: 805thLongest Average Lifespans: 882ndHealthiest Citizens: 992ndHighest Economic Output: 1,079thMost Inclusive: 1,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,266thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,687thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,649thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,891stHighest Average Incomes: 8,444thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,803rdMost Influential: 9,057thTop
Nudest: 12,570thMost Secular: 12,716thHighest Drug Use: 16,593rdMost Income Equality: 17,736th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 14 » Saltspring Island, Duravia, Albania 3, Bohstavia, Weaventingost, East Nazareth, Golinistan, International Socialist Union, Carrico, Dominguez Hills, Esgeirimmen, Agrase, Soviet States of Latin America, and Joseon-Goryeo.