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The Theocracy of Kyorgia 5 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The cynical population of 23.041 billion Kyorgia 5ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kyorgia 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion kyorgian monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,861 kyorgian monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Kyorgia 5ians, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyorgia 5's national animal is the takin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kyorgia 5 is ranked 95,937^th in the world and 2^nd in Kyorgia puppet storage for Fattest Citizens, with 11.43 Obesity Rate.