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The Socialist Republic of Krusavich

“There will be no compromise”

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The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.2 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 1,611 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 309,920 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 205,870^th in the world and 172^nd in Force for Fattest Citizens, with 2.14 Obesity Rate.

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