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The Socialist Republic of Krusavich

“There will be no compromise”

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The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.802 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 2,363 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 347,456 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, t-shirts displaying a photo of Mighiale Gearsen performing the Full-Monty are selling out, vaccinations are mandatory, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 16,944^th in the world and 38^th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,112.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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