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The Socialist Republic of Krusavich

“There will be no compromise”

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The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.856 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 1,905 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 325,353 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krusavich is ranked 218,704^th in the world and 481^st in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.66 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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