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The Dictatorship of Krayetti

“Democracy is wrong and I hate it.”

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The Dictatorship of Krayetti is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kronos with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.498 billion Krayettians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huellberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Krayettian economy, worth 474 trillion Nutballs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 135,542 Nutballs, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

What goes down must come up, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, children play a simplified version of hopscotch, and the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Krayettian Desert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krayetti's national animal is the Huell, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kronotheism.

Krayetti is ranked 27,416^th in the world and 1,939^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.34 law-abiding acts per hour.

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