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The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia |
“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darkwing Duck with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.959 billion Knowwear in Youtopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duck City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Knowwear in Youtopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,010 trillion deutsche marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 401,075 deutsche marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,997,414 per year while the poor average 45,450, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.
Armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, most academic research has ground to a halt, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Knowwear in Youtopia's national animal is the duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Duckism.
Knowwear in Youtopia is ranked 245,762nd in the world and 17,159th in the Rejected Realms for Most Income Equality, scoring 2.28 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Knowwear in Youtopia, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
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Knowwear in Youtopia, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
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Knowwear in Youtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in
Knowwear in Youtopia, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in
Knowwear in Youtopia, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
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Knowwear in Youtopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
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Knowwear in Youtopia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
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Knowwear in Youtopia, the New Knowwear In Youtopian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
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Knowwear in Youtopia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
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Knowwear in Youtopia, Bambi has been banned.