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The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit

“Long Live The Tangerine!”

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The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.72 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 957 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,418 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 288,659^th in the world and 331^st in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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