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The Floofy Socialist Spookarchy of Floofybit

“Long Live The Tangerine!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Floofy Socialist Spookarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, fear of technology, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.775 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Floofy economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,871 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Floofybit, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 65,323rd in the world and 83rd in Conch Kingdom for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 75.14 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 129thMost Devout: 177thBest Weather: 216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290thLowest Crime Rates: 388thSafest: 439thMost Conservative: 483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 573rdMost Beautiful Environments: 678thLongest Average Lifespans: 945thMost Pacifist: 949thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,011thHealthiest Citizens: 1,114thMost Influential: 1,182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,818thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,140thLargest Governments: 2,159thMost Patriotic: 2,394thMost Authoritarian: 2,471stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,501stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,763rdNicest Citizens: 5,442ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,073rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,983rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,797thMost Developed: 9,348thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,706thMost Income Equality: 11,171stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 24,014thMost Extreme: 24,045thHighest Economic Output: 28,184thSmartest Citizens: 29,538th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the region

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