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The Chattering Mandibles of Khoronzon is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Thearch Evehxhas with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.132 billion springtails are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vohzhrost. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient springtail economy, worth a remarkable 4,938 trillion nutrients a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 407,099 nutrients, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, Air Khoronzon is rumored to receive more government funding than the springtail Air Force, and the government spends billions to retrieve millions worth of asteroid gold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoronzon's national animal is the yo mama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antiphylaxism.

Khoronzon is ranked 308,000^th in the world and 11,842^nd in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 0.98 Obesity Rate.