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The Aircraft Manufacturer of Junkers Motorenwerke AG is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Hugo Junkers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.354 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dessau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,294 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 866,652 per year while the poor average 19,143, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Junkers Motorenwerke AG's national animal is the stuka, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Junkers Motorenwerke AG is ranked 7,785^th in the world and 6^th in Krupp Industriekomplex for Fattest Citizens, with 20.04 Obesity Rate.