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The United Federation of Joodey

“Free beer for everyone.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Federation of Joodey is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.002 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Joodish economy, worth 635 trillion Jeeds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,639 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 137,441st in the world and 6,772nd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 336.2 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 81stMost Influential: 214thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,715thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,918thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,947thBest Weather: 8,175thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,264thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,270thMost Pacifist: 10,039thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,295thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,920thSafest: 14,201stMost Inclusive: 15,069thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,100thMost Cultured: 15,356thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,409thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,941stNicest Citizens: 16,764thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,043rdMost Developed: 18,166thHealthiest Citizens: 20,761st
Most Influential: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 207th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 241st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 260th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 275th in the regionBest Weather: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 455th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 460th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 482nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 527th in the regionMost Pacifist: 557th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 639th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 654th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 675th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 685th in the regionMost Cultured: 737th in the regionSafest: 755th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 798th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 815th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 823rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 847th in the regionMost Stationary: 849th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 856th in the regionNicest Citizens: 901st in the regionMost Developed: 914th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,001st in the region

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