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The United Federation of Joodey

“Free beer for everyone.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The North Pacific

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The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.57 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,935 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, group hugs break out during floor votes, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 260,495th in the world and 12,535th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -8.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 172ndMost Influential: 464thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,871stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,688thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,967thBest Weather: 6,636thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,787thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,444thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,218thMost Pacifist: 8,700thSafest: 10,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,509thMost Developed: 11,115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,520thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,916thHighest Food Quality: 13,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,321stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,144thMost Inclusive: 14,610thMost Cultured: 15,698thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,457thHealthiest Citizens: 16,510thNicest Citizens: 17,148thSmartest Citizens: 17,563rdHighest Economic Output: 20,496thMost Secular: 21,801stLargest Populations: 23,679thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,705thLargest Governments: 23,969thMost Efficient Economies: 25,653rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 186th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 216th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 315th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 360th in the regionBest Weather: 368th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 384th in the regionLargest Populations: 403rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 504th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionSafest: 557th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 568th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 598th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 606th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 625th in the regionMost Developed: 640th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 743rd in the regionNudest: 775th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797th in the regionMost Cultured: 800th in the regionMost Inclusive: 841st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 884th in the regionMost Stationary: 896th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 909th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 916th in the regionNicest Citizens: 952nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 994th in the regionMost Secular: 1,015th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,069th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,080th in the region

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