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The United Federation of Joodey

“Free beer for everyone.”

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The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.71 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth 737 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,816 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 29,003^rd in the world and 1,455^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 38.38 Atheism Rate.

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