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The State of JipanguJapan

“八紘一宇”

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The State of JipanguJapan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by 今上天皇徳仁と内閣総理大臣岸田文雄 with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.136 billion Japanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo 東京都. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The very strong Japanese economy, worth 639 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 78,621 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The only science is political science, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. JipanguJapan's national animal is the Green Pheasant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

JipanguJapan is ranked 155,890^th in the world and 17^th in Christian Nations Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.52 law-abiding acts per hour.

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