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The Republic of Jhlizcinia

“Evil has no limit”

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The Republic of Jhlizcinia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.941 billion Jhlizcinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jhlizcinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,784 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,119 Evil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 843,200 per year while the poor average 58,843, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jhlizcinia's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jhlizcinia is ranked 3,472^nd in the world and 69^th in Worlds of Colors for Most Corrupt Governments, with 273.48 kickbacks per hour.

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