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The Conflict of Jammu-kasjmir

“Jammu and Kashmir”

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The Conflict of Jammu-kasjmir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by two groups with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.172 billion Jammu-kasjmirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Srinagar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammu-kasjmirian economy, worth a remarkable 3,177 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,777 Rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 500,623 per year while the poor average 10,811, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, public urination is on the increase, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news. Crime is a serious problem. Jammu-kasjmir's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hindislam.

Jammu-kasjmir is ranked 6,907^th in the world and 375^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring 107.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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