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The Most Unpredictable And Funny of Imperialantis is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Imperialantis with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.262 billion Imperialantisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bureaucracyland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialantisian economy, worth 326 trillion Atlantic Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 99,992 Atlantic Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 557,458 per year while the poor average 8,954, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

You gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, health is now spelled with a W, Imperialantis tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperialantis's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Vedulism.

Imperialantis is ranked 40,653^rd in the world and 22^nd in KAISERREICH for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 210.01 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.