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The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam

“When one empire falls, We rise to take its place”

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The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 11.785 billion Hyponians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyponichtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,036 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,774 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Emperor Noel the III is wearing this season, Emperor Noel The III reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, future leaders of Hyponichtmallieturam regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tulipism.

Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 276,595^th in the world and 6,717^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,083.74 Standard Monetary Units.

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