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The Commonwealth of Allwarts

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The Commonwealth of Allwarts is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Warton with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 29.022 billion Allwartsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartovia. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allwartsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,677 trillion Warts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,084 Warts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allwarts's national animal is the Warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the All Seeing.

Allwarts is ranked 53,429^th in the world and 1,243^rd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 101.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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