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The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam

“When one empire falls, We rise to take its place”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.877 billion Hyponians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hypo-Turamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,471 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tulipism.

Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 19,017th in the world and 413th in the Rejected Realms for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.09 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 628thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,993rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,612thMost Patriotic: 4,786thBest Weather: 4,797thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,832ndMost Influential: 5,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,847thMost Developed: 6,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,524thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,732ndLargest Governments: 7,239thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,247thHighest Food Quality: 7,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,549thMost Inclusive: 8,400thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,853rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,056thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,399thMost Cultured: 10,502ndSmartest Citizens: 10,622ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,523rdMost Authoritarian: 14,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,582ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,019thHighest Economic Output: 17,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,271stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,659thMost Secular: 19,881stMost Income Equality: 22,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,001stLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,038th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 124th in the regionMost Patriotic: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 139th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 158th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 182nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 184th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 194th in the regionLargest Governments: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198th in the regionMost Inclusive: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 227th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 236th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Cultured: 256th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 326th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 385th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 413th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 490th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 499th in the regionMost Stationary: 521st in the regionMost Secular: 528th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 604th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 622nd in the region

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