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The United Kingdom of Hyponichtmallieturam

“E Pluribus Unum”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

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The United Kingdom of Hyponichtmallieturam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Noel the III with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.012 billion Hyponians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 80.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hypo-Turamian economy, worth 483 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,406 Hypon Turams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, millions of Hyponians are excellent swimmers, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 134,892nd in the world and 3,759th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 110.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 6,022ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,353rdBest Weather: 6,486thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,417thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,396thLowest Crime Rates: 8,866thMost Influential: 9,386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,840thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,956thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,335thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,667thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,710thMost Developed: 11,886thLargest Governments: 13,552ndMost Inclusive: 13,726thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,474thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,630thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,641stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,904thMost Cultured: 16,441stSmartest Citizens: 17,445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,997thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,888thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,478th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Influential: 149th in the regionBest Weather: 161st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 173rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 181st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 208th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 238th in the regionMost Developed: 249th in the regionMost Inclusive: 249th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 293rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 304th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 306th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 314th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 322nd in the regionMost Cultured: 325th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 363rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 413th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 561st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 608th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 619th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 620th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 23 » Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Volsar, Panormia, Delight, Razorback, Nation of Urie, Aqueira, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Thuringia Reich, North Comunist Awelanius, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, A Leaf on the Wind, United Libor Lefunkistan, Aandruzognivia, Emeseses, Perfect Sublime Masters, Euroanatolian Greece, Rubian Empire, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Makdon, Florin, Zerentopia, and Ulslur.