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The Commonwealth of Allwarts

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Commonwealth of Allwarts is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Warton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 30.041 billion Allwartsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartovia. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Allwartsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,771 trillion Warts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,408 Warts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allwarts's national animal is the Warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the All Seeing.

Allwarts is ranked 183,887th in the world and 4,832nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Income Equality, scoring 24.17 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,585thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,903rdHighest Economic Output: 2,031stRudest Citizens: 2,125thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,547thMost Cultured: 2,890thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,617thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,329thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,448thMost Efficient Economies: 4,619thMost Influential: 4,951stLargest Populations: 4,979thBest Weather: 5,427thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,935thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,960thSmartest Citizens: 6,090thMost Developed: 6,647thLargest Retail Industry: 6,648thHighest Average Incomes: 7,486thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,782ndMost Patriotic: 7,817thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,016thHighest Food Quality: 8,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,067thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,813thLargest Governments: 11,883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,046thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,619thMost Armed: 21,624thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,306thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,402ndMost Stationary: 25,494thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,433rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Populations: 71st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 108th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 119th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 147th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 172nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 183rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 186th in the regionMost Patriotic: 207th in the regionLargest Governments: 250th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 262nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 309th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 319th in the regionMost Stationary: 319th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 396th in the regionMost Armed: 420th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 437th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 529th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 591st in the regionLargest Black Market: 649th in the region

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