Spotlight on:
The Commonwealth of Allwarts |
“Why?”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Commonwealth of Allwarts is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Warton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 30.041 billion Allwartsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wartovia. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Allwartsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,771 trillion Warts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,408 Warts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allwarts's national animal is the Warthog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the All Seeing.
Allwarts is ranked 183,887th in the world and 4,832nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Income Equality, scoring 24.17 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Allwarts, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
- : Allwarts was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Allwarts, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in Allwarts, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Allwarts voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : Allwarts voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Allwarts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Following new legislation in Allwarts, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days.
- : Allwarts was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of Deadcatistan, infecting 47 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Allwarts was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Dead and Most Survivors, and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 34 » Panormia, Emeseses, Razorback, Perfect Sublime Masters, Farrakhan, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Arinteriswith, Xenial, Hyponichtmallieturam, Saavir Yuvon, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Lux Prima, Ignormus, Rathesia, Angbhand, Elaribel, Moloto Japan, Llanfyrhall, Regione Calabria, Inclement Space, Perma Frost, Orcuo, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Secluse, Toerana, Liberza, Sealand newam, United Calanworie, Alymurh, and Courage Caverns.