Spotlight on:

The City of Heilbronn

“In Gott ist meine Zuversicht.”

Overview • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The City of Heilbronn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Helmut Himmelsbach with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 22.798 billion Heilbronners are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heilbronn. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Heilbronner economy, worth 959 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,070 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Helmut Himmelsbach has just been declared ruler of Heilbronn in an international press conference, Protestantism has been named as Heilbronn's national religion, Heilbronn has designated Heilbronn as its capital city, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heilbronn's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Heilbronn is ranked 115,296^th in the world and 2,303^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -30.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
5%Top
10%Top
5%Top
10%