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The Empire of Grinhelm

“Veni, Vidi, Vici”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Empire of Grinhelm is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kendall with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.178 billion Grinhelmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GrinHelm. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grinhelmian economy, worth 260 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,804 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, some Grinhelmians have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula", Eagle is one of the most popular forenames in Grinhelm, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grinhelm's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is BassPro.

Grinhelm is ranked 100,822nd in the world and 5,179th in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,547.8 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,518thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,112thLargest Retail Industry: 14,328thMost Developed: 16,033rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 18,753rdMost Secular: 19,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,593rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,308thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,831stMost Cultured: 27,167thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,382ndLowest Crime Rates: 28,751stLargest Publishing Industry: 30,104thSmartest Citizens: 31,464thMost Authoritarian: 32,845th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 117th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 353rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 605th in the regionMost Developed: 846th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,021st in the regionMost Secular: 1,129th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,140th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,221st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,240th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,253rd in the regionMost Cultured: 1,365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,373rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,444th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,546th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,579th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,581st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,663rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,723rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,748th in the region

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