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The Former WAD Dominator of Greater New Poland

“ఇది ప్రపంచం”

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The Former WAD Dominator of Greater New Poland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Whatever with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.523 billion Penanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukit Singa. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Penanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,561 trillion Pinangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 363,951 Pinangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Greater New Poland' is a smash hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Poland's national animal is the Penanian Biały Kura, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mlekobrowning.

Greater New Poland is ranked 288,123^rd in the world and 20^th in International Northwestern Union for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,639.51 Standard Monetary Units.

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