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The Boyqueendom of Fungoose


Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Location: Fungoosiania

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Boyqueendom of Fungoose is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Boyqueen Oliver with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.048 billion Fungoosians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falconia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fungoosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,024 trillion Candycorns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 287,213 Candycorns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 944,979 per year while the poor average 65,412, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

The government seizes all major gold finds, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fungoose's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gross Stuff.

Fungoose is ranked 237,765th in the world and 4th in Fungoosiania for Most Primitive, scoring -426.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Crime Rates: 114thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 137thMost Armed: 145thFattest Citizens: 182ndLargest Gambling Industry: 191stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 247thMost Avoided: 286thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 323rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 341stLargest Retail Industry: 493rdMost Rebellious Youth: 587thHighest Disposable Incomes: 715thMost Ignorant Citizens: 770thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,054thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,101stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,115thRudest Citizens: 1,413thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,534thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,694thLargest Mining Sector: 1,715thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,361stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,493rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,067thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,007thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,605thHighest Economic Output: 8,178thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,541stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,853rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,465thHighest Drug Use: 16,820thMost Pro-Market: 18,846thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,280thLargest Black Market: 21,187th

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