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The People's Republic of Catpersonland

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The People's Republic of Catpersonland is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 431 million Catpersonlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Catpersonlandian economy, worth 33.3 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,248 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Catpersonlandians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catpersonland's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catpersonland is ranked 101,954^th in the world and 846^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 84.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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