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The Ambassadorial Office of Free4All is a behemoth, cultured nation, ruled by Free4All with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 50.727 billion Free4Allians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TheOffice. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free4Allian economy, worth an astonishing 14,740 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,586 Polar Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food", the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, and leisure is a crime in ski towns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free4All's national animal is the Antarctic Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Free4All is ranked 6,295^th in the world and 8^th in Antarctica for Fattest Citizens, with 22.65 Obesity Rate.