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The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Antarctica

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.457 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but underdeveloped Flibblersian economy, worth an astonishing 12,182 trillion Flaabens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 413,552 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 72,480th in the world and 24th in Antarctica for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,732.79 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 9thMost Secular: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thLargest Governments: 19thLongest Average Lifespans: 20thSmartest Citizens: 22ndHealthiest Citizens: 23rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rdLargest Black Market: 37thMost Scientifically Advanced: 72ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 126thMost Avoided: 177thLargest Agricultural Sector: 182ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 255thHighest Economic Output: 257thHighest Poor Incomes: 305thLargest Mining Sector: 335thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 550thHighest Average Incomes: 639thMost Valuable International Artwork: 789thMost Advanced Public Education: 835thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,229thMost Stationary: 1,557thTop
Largest Populations: 2,221stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,919thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,332ndMost Inclusive: 5,787thRudest Citizens: 7,422ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,832ndMost Influential: 8,180thMost Authoritarian: 9,706thTop
Most Conservative: 17,058thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,451st
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the region

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