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The Result of Fife four Forfar five is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy Shand with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed population of 13.686 billion Fife four Forfar fiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fife four Forfar fivean economy, worth 552 trillion Groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,398 Groats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Saying "don't do anything that Jimmy Shand wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo, and the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fife four Forfar five's national animal is the Sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fife four Forfar five is ranked 84,474^th in the world and 2^nd in zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz for Fattest Citizens, with 11.86 Obesity Rate.