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The Republic of Fhaszlhelia

“Evil has no limit”

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The Republic of Fhaszlhelia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.929 billion Fhaszlhelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fhaszlhelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,710 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fhaszlhelia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fhaszlhelia is ranked 44,408^th in the world and 94^th in Worlds of Colors for Highest Food Quality, scoring 36.45 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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