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“Fear Of Missing Out”

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The Republic of FEAR OF MISSING OUT is a tiny, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning drake population. The hard-working, democratic population of 9 million FEAR OF MISSING OUTians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving FEAR OF MISSING OUTian economy, worth 507 billion cheetahs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,375 cheetahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,549 per year while the poor average 11,499, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FEAR OF MISSING OUT's national animal is the drake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

FEAR OF MISSING OUT is ranked 80,398^th in the world and 27^th in Cole World for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,892.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.