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“Exponentially more debatable then mere pineapple”

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The Secret Society of Famous Pizza is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Dave Hobbs with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.683 billion Flat Earthers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Famous Pizzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,488 trillion Seetoofars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,416 Seetoofars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, former slaves are free to be oppressed, and kids are exceptionally good at digging holes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Famous Pizza's national animal is the Mud Digger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Biblical Cosmology.

Famous Pizza is ranked 184,792^nd in the world and 2^nd in Extra Terra for Fattest Citizens, with 9.58 Obesity Rate.