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The Nationstates of Experina is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The devout population of 9.869 billion Experinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion ExperCoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,918 ExperCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

John Mailk's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, there's no such thing as a safe bet, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 238,570^th in the world and 9,591^st in Balder for Most Extreme, scoring 11.65 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.