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The Republic of Evil Snowman is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.53 billion Evil Snowmanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Evil Snowmanian economy, worth 63.8 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,674 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,939 per year while the poor average 5,027, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Evil Snowman's national animal is the black cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evil Snowman is ranked 4,517^th in the world and 5^th in Prison for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,696.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.