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The Dictatorship of Erfiohniotnoenel

“Forward unto the dawn”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Dictatorship of Erfiohniotnoenel is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.681 billion Erfiohniotnoenelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 56.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Erfiohniotnoenelian economy, worth 790 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,356 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erfiohniotnoenel's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Erfiohniotnoenel is ranked 184,321st in the world and 4,915th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 54.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,048thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 4,855thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,183rdFattest Citizens: 5,325thNudest: 5,451stLargest Black Market: 7,562ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,298thLargest Retail Industry: 11,896thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,787thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,237thMost Patriotic: 17,485thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,662ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,353rdHighest Average Incomes: 27,085thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,237th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 70th in the regionTop
Nudest: 203rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 214th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 269th in the regionFattest Citizens: 300th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 570th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 580th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 631st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 694th in the region

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