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The Dictatorship of Erfiohniotnoenel

“Forward unto the dawn”

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The Dictatorship of Erfiohniotnoenel is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.681 billion Erfiohniotnoenelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 56.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Erfiohniotnoenelian economy, worth 790 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,356 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erfiohniotnoenel's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Erfiohniotnoenel is ranked 184,321^st in the world and 4,915^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 54.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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