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The United Kingdom of Emmalina

“Everyone Kneels in the End!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The United Kingdom of Emmalina is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Alexander Saltzman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.608 billion Emmalinans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 50.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Emmalinan economy, worth 891 trillion Denarii a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,947 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, there's no representation without taxation, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emmalina's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Emmalina is ranked 38,498th in the world and 632nd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.32 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,415thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,531stTop
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Most Devout: 7,245thMost Cultured: 10,421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,162ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,283rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,570thTop
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Best Weather: 14,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,324thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,985thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,500thSmartest Citizens: 25,439thHealthiest Citizens: 25,715thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,937th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 48th in the regionMost Devout: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 166th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 188th in the regionMost Cultured: 220th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 292nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 296th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 350th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 364th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 378th in the regionRudest Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 440th in the region

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