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The Kingdom of Ehfehe is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 184 million Ehfeheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The Ehfehean economy, worth 10.8 trillion rubols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,548 rubols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ehfehe's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ehfehe is ranked 192,805^th in the world and 1^st in Clone Saturn for Fattest Citizens, with 9.47 Obesity Rate.