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The Holy Empire of Eastamgriumirkialand

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The Holy Empire of Eastamgriumirkialand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The One True Leader Below with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.923 billion Eastamgriumirkialandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Eastamgriumirkialandananiam Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastamgriumirkialandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion Eastamgriumirkialandananiametieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 357,468 Eastamgriumirkialandananiametieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,038,260 per year while the poor average 97,419, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and The One True Leader Below is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastamgriumirkialand's national animal is the Mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Eastamgriumirkialandananiametiesiamism.

Eastamgriumirkialand is ranked 1,781^st in the world and 1^st in The Frontier Sea for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 76,588.21 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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World Assembly

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Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 19 » Diatian Isles, Eastern Osowiecs, Pretiosa, Arlanda, Farconia, Cheroa, Eterculauia, Eternitopoly, Joyful Nunnery of Obedience, The Theppalies, Criil, Suvmia, Quartararo, Holy Anderele, Zuffix, Futurist State of Agladnare, The Telestial, Francanada, and Novelin-Niederstadtpfalzen.