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The Democratic Republic of Suvmia

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The Democratic Republic of Suvmia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Erik Kaiser with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.677 billion Suvmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Suvmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 155,433 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvmia's national animal is the Gray Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Suvmia is ranked 3,979^th in the world and 8^th in Autropolis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.82 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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