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The Democratic Republic of Suvmia

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The Democratic Republic of Suvmia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Erik Kaiser with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.117 billion Suvmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suvmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 155,674 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvmia's national animal is the Gray Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Suvmia is ranked 9,544^th in the world and 4^th in The Democratic Republic for Highest Economic Output, with 1,730 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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