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The Capitalist Dictatorship of E D F

“Defy and die.”

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Location: The Coalition of Fascist Nations

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Capitalist Dictatorship of E D F is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lucius Kobel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, soft-spoken computers, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.999 billion E D F citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient E D Fian economy, worth 814 trillion EDF credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 162,924 EDF credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,549 per year while the poor average 46,112, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, childhood friends of Lucius Kobel are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E D F's national animal is the Chimera, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

E D F is ranked 32,127th in the world and 19th in The Coalition of Fascist Nations for Most Extreme, scoring 32.83 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,757thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,123rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,541stLowest Crime Rates: 4,435thMost Conservative: 4,527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,624thSafest: 5,361stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,881stMost Secular: 6,296thLargest Governments: 6,619thLargest Mining Sector: 6,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,890thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,663rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,235thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,530thMost Authoritarian: 9,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,128thHighest Average Incomes: 11,670thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,102ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,409thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,060thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,323rdLargest Retail Industry: 15,961stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,407thHighest Economic Output: 23,270th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Safest: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the region

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