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The Hellfire Fantasy Land of Drachover is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lucyfer - CEO-In-Chief with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.496 billion Drachoverians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell's Quarter. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drachoverian economy, worth a remarkable 2,474 trillion mountain dew caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 291,289 mountain dew caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,679,001 per year while the poor average 3,256, a ratio of 822 to 1.

Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, there's a mortuary next to every Drachoverian restaurant, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drachover's national animal is the lowland duke, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatist Evangelism.

Drachover is ranked 315,761^st in the world and 4,359^th in Ambition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -34.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.