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The Rogue Nation of DorkSouls |
“Dont give up Skeleton”
| Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
| Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
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Location: Beef |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Rogue Nation of DorkSouls is a huge, genial nation, ruled by John DorkSouls with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 763 million Chosen Undeads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.
The frighteningly efficient DorkSoulsian economy, worth 109 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 143,875 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 436,849 per year while the poor average 36,823, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.
Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for John DorkSouls's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. DorkSouls's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
DorkSouls is ranked 28,763rd in the world and 1st in Beef for Highest Average Incomes, with 143,875.2 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
DorkSouls, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for John DorkSouls's office.
- : Following new legislation in
DorkSouls, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in
DorkSouls, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
- : Following new legislation in
DorkSouls, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in
DorkSouls, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
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DorkSouls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
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DorkSouls changed its national leader to "John DorkSouls".
- : Following new legislation in
DorkSouls, Leader has just been declared ruler of DorkSouls in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in
DorkSouls, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in
DorkSouls, the government is proudly free of crabs.








































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