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The Holy Empire of Diocean School

“I love trains”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Basileia Rhomania

Regional Influence: Power

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The Holy Empire of Diocean School is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Patriarch-Headmaster Ronnieus Barneius with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.836 billion Diocesans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schoole Halle. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Diocean Schoolian economy, worth 250 trillion DC forms a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,259 DC forms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School history books often refer to Patriarch-Headmaster Ronnieus Barneius as "that imperialist pig dog", the aims of top-secret Diocean Schoolian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in Diocean School. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diocean School's national animal is the coffee-fueled student, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Diocean School is ranked 10,575th in the world and 1st in Basileia Rhomania for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,294.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,768thMost Cultured: 6,702ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,672ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,419thSafest: 8,556thMost Devout: 9,358thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,390thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,820thHighest Food Quality: 9,844thMost Developed: 9,967thNicest Citizens: 10,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,575thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,642ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,760thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,327thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,351stLargest Governments: 11,742ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,982ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,219thMost Accessible: 14,535thSmartest Citizens: 15,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,579thHealthiest Citizens: 15,847thTop
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Most Armed: 16,025thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,243rdBest Weather: 19,114thLowest Crime Rates: 22,925thMost Inclusive: 25,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,985thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,634thMost Efficient Economies: 31,659th

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