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The Democratic Sith Empire of DarthEvilious |
“We don't deal in absolutes , but we deal in democracy !”
| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
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Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Democratic Sith Empire of DarthEvilious is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by First Sith Darth Evilious I with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.855 billion Evilions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blwargh Argh Argh. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.
The frighteningly efficient DarthEviliousian economy, worth 647 trillion Blargh Fargh Farghs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,418 Blargh Fargh Farghs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthEvilious's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Way of the Democratic Sith.
DarthEvilious is ranked 25,019th in the world and 1,259th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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DarthEvilious was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in
DarthEvilious, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
- : Following new legislation in
DarthEvilious, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in
DarthEvilious, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
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DarthEvilious was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in
DarthEvilious, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in
DarthEvilious, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
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DarthEvilious was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
DarthEvilious, whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web.
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DarthEvilious lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
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