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The Chocolate Leave of Absence of Darkesia

“Save the planet! It's the only one with chocolate.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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Darkesia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 279

The Chocolate Leave of Absence of Darkesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Most Serene Lady Darkesia with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 32.478 billion Darkesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. The average income tax rate is 37.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,338 trillion chocolate coin Žs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 164,364 chocolate coin Žs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient. Crime is well under control. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolatology.

Darkesia is ranked 179,401st in the world and 4,992nd in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -3.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 549thLargest Populations: 1,508thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,611thHighest Economic Output: 1,627thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,212thLargest Black Market: 2,768thMost Cultured: 3,264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,327thRudest Citizens: 3,638thLargest Retail Industry: 3,745thBest Weather: 3,984thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,103rdSmartest Citizens: 4,224thFattest Citizens: 4,376thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,428thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,083rdMost Influential: 6,245thMost Inclusive: 7,144thMost Secular: 7,684thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,185thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,044thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,052ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,853rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,600thMost Armed: 10,802ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,862ndMost Developed: 12,935thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,457thLargest Governments: 17,916thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,419th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 79th in the regionFattest Citizens: 89th in the regionBest Weather: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionRudest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 149th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 185th in the regionMost Inclusive: 188th in the regionMost Armed: 203rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 213th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 218th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 225th in the regionMost Secular: 229th in the regionNudest: 245th in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 298th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 338th in the regionLargest Governments: 350th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 430th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 455th in the region

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