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The Free Land of Dankzig

“I've Been Legit Perma Tripping Since I Smoked Our Flag”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Free Land of Dankzig is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 108 million Dankzigers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dankziger economy, worth 4.79 trillion greens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,330 greens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, political shows are fit for purpose, the dance skills of Leader are said to be almost as subversive as their politics, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dankzig's national animal is the ganjalope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dankzig is ranked 286,265th in the world and 126th in Canada for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Drug Use: 544thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 7,713thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,897thFattest Citizens: 11,435thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,966thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 24,899thMost Politically Free: 28,078thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,009th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the region

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